Don't be a Grinch, yo.

Yes, we know that holiday song lists are the most predictable mid-December tradition online. So what? It's Christmastime, fam--lighten up, drink up some eggnog, cuddle under some mistletoe and throw on some music. There are holiday rap songs for every mood, if you want to entertain the kids, if you want to get inappropriate with friends, if you want some quiet, cozy time with that special someone--or if you just want something real as hell.

It's Christmas, so you know you're going to need some background music. You know the drill: this ain't really going to be anything that changes Christmas as you know it, but these are rap Christmas classics. You have to queue this playlist up. We got you.