Kool Keith: The Wild and Wondrous World of the Wizard

Kool Keith: The Wild and Wondrous World of the Wizard

Published Fri, August 27, 2021 at 3:00 AM EDT

The legendary Bronx rapper has a 30+ year legacy of doing whatever the fuck he wants. He's been the focal point of a legendary group (Ultramagnetic MCs); he's crafted a host of alter-egos (Dr. Octagon, Black Elvis); he has an enviable list of collaborators (from Prince Paul and Ice-T to the late, great MF DOOM); and he shows no sign of slowing or stopping. From the first time we heard him on the Ultramags' 1988 classic Critical Beatdown, the man born Keith Thornton has done his own thing—in about a million different ways.

"I just play the part—[like] an actor," Keith explains. "I tell people, sometimes making music is like being an actor. You've got to play a part. One day, you're The Bodyguard; one day, you're The Professional. Me, in music, I just play different parts. And people hire me for those different parts. It extended my career. If I was just stuck in one genre, they'd think I can't be flexible."

Versatility is important to Kool Keith. Long hailed as the big bang for Hip-Hop's oddest emcees, Keith has dropped music that runs the gamut from straightforward to unapologetically scatological and bizarre. It's made him a critical darling and one of indie rap's most celebrated godfathers. But he will never accept being boxed in. How could he? Unpredictability is practically his raison d'etre

"A lot of these guys, they can only make one style of music," he says. "They can only rap in one style. They can't be versatile. They've got to be a lyrical maniac their whole life; they can't do a record about another subject other than what they've been doing. They gotta be gangster all their life. They can't do a song with Chris Brown or something. They get stuck in one lane." 

When you're known as one of rap's most gifted oddballs, you have to keep moving to ensure that no one forgets how broad your skill set is. And with a string of indie releases and side projects, Keith has always kept it moving. He warns against creative complacency, even when your fans come to expect certain things from your art. 

"It's a pro and a con to it," he says of knowing your lane. "That one trend [can keep] you stuck. And the fanbase that you have, they automatically feel like that's the one trend that you have, that you do. I don't care if you rap 800 miles an hour or talk about a gun every rhyme, that's going to be what your fanbase feels that you do. When you get the chance to be different, they're going to say you fell off."

"Right now, I have license to do all kinds of records, all kinds of songs. They can't be like 'Oh, Keith switched up.' Because I've been doing this since Day One. Whereas, somebody else, they'll switch now and it'll look obvious. Anything with me, I've been doing it before to this day. I've been doing all kinds of records. All they can say is 'That's Keith.'"

His own unique sensibility remains intact, across decades of projects. 

"If I did a whole album about Santa Claus, they'd be like 'that's Keith doing that,'" he says. "[The project] ain't going to affect me lyrically. Me doing different things won't keep me from my lyrical content. If you named the Top Five, Top Ten, Top Forty or Fifty; I can still do some rap [that's] way out there on some other level—[and] the average regular rapper still ain't going to come out here talking about they're better than me. Keith still gon' come back to Keith; and rap with the Bronx lyrics and put that work in. Still."

"I can still get in the studio. And you still gonna rip your papers up."

My professionalism as a rapper will always remain. But me being distinctive and adjusting to people's projects—If I get on a record with Maroon 5 or some rock band—Imma still dothat, too. But that's not going to take the pure essence of rap out of me. I don't lose my original rap license."

- Kool Keith

His thoughts come in a flurry, a lot like his lyrics. What seems like a stream-of-consciousness flow has always been disarmingly deliberate, and even when appraising his own body of work, Keith makes sure that everyone remembers, first and foremost, that he is nice with his. Don't let the strange characters and the doo-doo jokes make you miss that.

"You won't take my original rap skills away from me," he declares. "[That's been there] from Day One. The Bronx. Critical Beatdown. Skills. You're not gonna take that away from me just because I made an album with somebody else. Just because me and Dolly Parton did an album or something."

As a teenager in the Bronx, Keith initially became known for breaking. He performed at famed venues like The Roxy and his reputation as a dancer was solid before he ever picked up a pen or a microphone.

"Everybody knew me for dancing before I made records. I transitioned from dancing to [actually] writing. In a way, I was a rapper that was not as outgoing, as far as rapping in somebody face or battling somebody. I kept my rapping kind of secret until it was professional. Until I got good. Some people come out wack, then they turn good. And you'll be like 'Oh, he evolved lyrically.' Me? If I ever was wack, you didn't see it. I just stayed wack at home. Now, you got people coming out wack as fuck rapping. They don't care; they like 'Imma start out wack as fuck.' Back then, I had sense to say 'I can't rap. I can dance good.' But I wanted to rap as good as I dance. Some people try to be good at two professions and they don't succeed. Jordan wanted to play baseball and they laughed at him."

Kool Keith and Rakim during Rakim in Concert at B.B. King's in New York City - January 30, 2006 at B.B. King's in New York, New York, United States.

Credits to: Photo by: Johnny Nunez/WireImage

Humor was a way to distinguish himself as a kid, and he had to learn how to be quick-witted to keep up with the lunchroom insults that can come fast and furious when you're an adolescent. Keith flourished, and that wisecracking persona would find its way into his music years later. 

"I was a good snapper in school," he recalls. "All the real snappers in the Bronx, we had the meanest jokes. I was good. I used to go around different projects and snap. Even in the comedian world, a lot of the real comedians didn't make it—the real funny people. That's why in my songs and my lyrics, people say 'You say some wild shit.' I do say wild shit. I put that in my raps."

After splitting from the Ultramagnetic MCs in the mid-1990s, Keith resurfaced in Los Angeles, working alongside Kutmasta Kurt and Dan The Automator on what would be his solo debut, the trippy classic Dr. Octagonecologyst, released under Keith's pseudonym Dr. Octagon. From there, Keith's discography would spin in all directions: from his releases under his own name or as alter egos like Black Elvis; to projects with the reunited Ultramags and superproducer Ced Gee; to offshoots like Pimp To Eat (with Ice-T, Pimp Rex, and Mark Moog as Analog Brothers). 

Keith's approach has always been informed by that humor and his restlessness. His trademark is his unique wordplay (complete with pop culture references, toilet humor, sex jokes and sci-fi tidbits) and that wordplay is another result of that creative restlessness. Regardless, he's never been one for rhyming just for the sake of rhyming.

"A lot of cats might be real nice with metaphors; lyrical, dangerous with the pen and saying all kinds of stuff. That's cool. But me? I do shock value. I might say something about your fucking ears. That's why a lot of people are probably like 'I don't fuck with Keith. He say wild shit.'

"I just say crazy shit. I say what people are scared to say. I might say a bitch got a forehead that's 19 feet long. That kind of thought—people don't fuck with me. I don't have to be serious and try to make astronomical rhymes for just the words. Your skill can be you say deadly shit. Like 'Yo, that nigga said that? That's wild! He called that bitch Cow Face!' I just get straight to the point."

Portrait of rapper Kool Keith, Chicago, Illinois, September 8, 1999.

Credits to: Photo by: Paul Natkin/Getty Images

"You've had the best rappers and stuff, but it seems like they're more technical. But they don't say no shit to blow your head off. Where you'll be like 'That shit is crazy what he said!' I like that. We can all get technical. We can all do that."

He switches to a mocking battle rapper flow. "'Asiatic, operatic, emphatic, socratic, compratic, ejatic, pedatic'—that shit don't impress me, really. It's just a nigga talking. That shit got no substance. It makes me wanna go lay down and eat a fuckin' ice cream cone. And then you got people that be like 'Oooh! Aaah!' You wasting words. That's a lotta words, nigga. Say something. Make me be like 'Oh shit, that shit blew my mind!' Say something like 'Your ears turn to diarrhea.'"

"It's not [about] just taking 20 words and making them go together. You thinkin' that's the art? You making 'Adirondack' rhyme? For 20 thousand words? 'Adirondack/And we outta contract/And the red slacks and the lilacs and the Ex-Lax?' That shit is stupid. Just niggas puttin' a buncha crap together. That shit ain't entertaining. It just makes me wanna go eat a bowl of cereal or something. Turn that shit off. You can't even play that shit in the car with a girl. You go to those shows and it's a sausage fest. Just a buncha niggas, bumpin' bellies."

"You got grown men into that shit. Dawg, is you gonna grow outta that shit?"

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Lyricism for lyricism's sake doesn't move him, but Kool Keith is forever inspired. In 2019, he dropped no less than four releases. He dropped Saks 5th Avenue and Space Goretex in 2020; and in 2021, he's collaborated with production team Triple Parked on the lo-fi Keith's Salon; and with Grant Shapiro on an EP called Donovan The Don. The Wizard Kool Keith has a seemingly bottomless well of artistry. 

"I just want your ears to start wiggling," he says with a grin. "I like stuff that makes people be like 'Yo, I gotta rewind that back.' I think sometimes [with] my writing, people steal my visuals. Even things like Adult Swim, I be thinking they steal shit from what I say. They make superheroes from shit I said. I don't go stealing from Marvel and shit like that. I make up my own stuff. If I say 'Cobblestone Man with a fax machine in his body,' they'll go make that. I see it all the time."

"I be light years ahead of all these dudes."

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